Two brothers. One of us had a mustache in sixth grade, the other inadvertently inhaled a pine cone. We’ll leave it to you to figure out which is which. The point is, we’ve come a long way since then. Seriously.
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CURRENTLY SPINNING /
I'D DROP EVERYTHING FOR A CHANCE TO /
Build something AS BEAUTIFUL AS THIS.
YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE THIS /
I DEFINITELY WANT TO LEARN TO /
Express an idea as simply and powerfully as Lucio Fontana.
SAID IN CONVERSATION WITH AN EARLY READER /
“It says ‘Finest Hours,’ not ‘Finest Whores.’”
CURRENTLY SPINNING /
I'D DROP EVERYTHING FOR A CHANCE TO DO THIS GIG /
YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE THIS /
I DEFINITELY WANT TO RACE ONE OF THESE /
SOMETHING I MAY HAVE ACTUALLY SAID /
“It’s like... Remember that one episode of ‘The Office?’”